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hammer51
Hope this does not offend anyone.. but...
I have a Springer Spaniel.
I was buying a large bag of Winalot at Tesco and was in line to checkout. A woman behind asked if I had a dog?
On impulse and thinking it was a stupid question, I told her no and that I was starting the Winalot Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn't because I had ended up in hospital last time, but because I'd lost 50 pounds before I awoke in an intensive care ward, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms, I was willing to try it again.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no. I'd been sitting in the street licking my b*lls and a car hit me........
Gary R
An American, an Irishman, and an Englishman are all stood at the top of the Empire State Building after having a serious night on the town.
"You know, when you've had more than 15 pints of beer you can fly", says the American, and promptly climbs over the railings and flies round the building.
"Wow" says the Irishman and climbs over himself. As he launches himself into space, instead of flying he plummets to the ground below.
The Englishman turns to the American and says "You know you're a right b*****d when you're drunk Superman!"
Gary R
Not a joke, but it made me smile.
http://www.mesasoftware.com/merrychristmas.htm
chryssi2001
Indeed i smiled too, i also enjoyed the Christmas song, 1st one i hear for these Christmas.
Thanks GaryR
Vino Rosso
Another Christmas song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owK5tHjL0aE
