Grab your crowbars!

In shock news, it has emerged that recent record-breaking increases in particle ring energy achieved at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) - the most powerful atomsmasher ever assembled by the human race - have caused a hyperdimensional portal leading to an inhabited parallel universe to open up deep beneath Switzerland, in what may be the opening move of a cross-continuum invasion campaign.

Meanwhile unconfirmed reports have it that various elite special-forces units belonging to the member nations of CERN have been despatched to Geneva. Elements of the British SAS are thought to have arrived at CERN headquarters just hours ago, joining French GIGN and German GSG9 operatives at the scene. It is thought that members of the elite Swiss police "Stern" tactical unit descended into the underground complex housing the ATLAS experiment early this morning, and have not returned.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/01 ... incursion/

Good job I have a Tin Foil Beanie!

I am expecting to get a hundred or so E-mails asking me to sign petitions calling for the close down of CERN because it risks the future of humankind.

"Dakeyras" wrote:Good job I have a Tin Foil Beanie!

Damn, and here's me without a shred of Bacofoil in the house.

Good job it will be April 2nd tomorrow.

"Gary R" wrote:
Good job it will be April 2nd tomorrow.

Worst thing is I actually believed it for the first two paragraphs.

As an Admin at a Malware removal forum, I don't even believe a person's name until I've seen their birth certificate, and cross referenced it with the birth register for where it was issued.

I think I see a new job opportunity for you Gary R.! If you are willing to certify the results of your birth certificate/register cross reference then you could make millions in the US checking on politicians.