abombinable
Figured I would share seeing as my wife found this hilarious:
I'm near-sighted and wear glasses, sometimes contacts, but wait until the last possible moment to put them on every morning. Don't know why, just a people who wear glasses thing.
So this morning I'm sitting on the edge of my bed putting my shoes on, and notice a clump of cat hair with some blood on it. Occasionally my cats gets a skin infection, and we know because she scratches off a clump of hair and some skin.
Seeing this, I lean over to pick it up, while the cats sits next to me staring at me.
I grab the hair while saying, "are you bleeding kitty?"
As I examine the hair closer to my face, I realize it is a mouse with its head missing.
I drop it and gag (I hate mice).
As my wife is laughing hysterically, she reminds me of the commercial of the old lady ("here kitty kitty") who invites the racoon in. Think it was a lens crafters commercial.
I must have washed my hands for a half hour.
I'm near-sighted and wear glasses, sometimes contacts, but wait until the last possible moment to put them on every morning. Don't know why, just a people who wear glasses thing.
So this morning I'm sitting on the edge of my bed putting my shoes on, and notice a clump of cat hair with some blood on it. Occasionally my cats gets a skin infection, and we know because she scratches off a clump of hair and some skin.
Seeing this, I lean over to pick it up, while the cats sits next to me staring at me.
I grab the hair while saying, "are you bleeding kitty?"
As I examine the hair closer to my face, I realize it is a mouse with its head missing.
I drop it and gag (I hate mice).
As my wife is laughing hysterically, she reminds me of the commercial of the old lady ("here kitty kitty") who invites the racoon in. Think it was a lens crafters commercial.
I must have washed my hands for a half hour.
That is a regular event at our house. Mice, rats, birds, snakes and lizards to name a few. The other morning one of our cats was trotting around with a new catch in her mouth. To avoid the inedible my wife instructed me to take the catch away before it becomes a headless corps. While chasing the cat down she released her prize and oh to our horror the stupid thing was not dead. The cat went one way , the mouse the other and the wife to the top of the bathroom sink. The mouse sought refuge in the bathroom, even with the wife screaming at the top of her lungs, and after a tense moment or two I caught the thing and put it outside were it belongs.
